Ninja Olympics

It's me Razor again, and I am here to tell you about how the Ninja Olympics work. You see our olympics are a lot like yours, but we have people actually dying and that we don't have commentators. We are too fast so they can't really call anything. Last time we had some commentators my ninja buddy assassinated them both while they were in mid sentence, and also it's kinda dangerous when we are on the dart portion of the olympics.
Also in our olympics we have a throwing star compition, which is like your shooting range but instead we run and throw the stars at the targets. The team with the most bullseyes win, and yes sometimes we ninja's are off and spectators die, but who cares ok no one is perfect. We also have the poisen dart compition, which is where we send a prisoner we have just captured around the pound, while us ninja's are under the water with dart blowers. Whatever team hits the prisoner with the dart first wins, it's really fun. Heck it's got to be my favorite compition.
Well I think I am going to get out of here, so if you have any questions just ask me with your comments and I will gladly answer. I look forward to answering a question from you soon, HI-YAW