Ninja's advice on How to Handle Bad Weather

Hi my name is Razor, and I am here to help you handle bad weather.You see when it comes to snow or rain, then you don't really have anything to worry about. See in the rain, just find yourself some cover and for snow just stay warm and by a fire. We ninja's sit in front of a fire and oncentrate on the heat of the fire to stay warm.But we do love to play games by tossing snow balls at each other in order to break each other's concentration.
Now if it's something more serious, like a hurricane, right there you need to gather a couple of good friends and have about four people on the outside boxing it, and then you send one guy in there to gouge it's flipping eye out. Because if there's no eye of the strom, then it can't see, and then you just push it out in the middle of the ocean. Right there it looks like a kid playing in a play ground.
Or if you are talking about something even more dangerous than a hurricane, like a scizzor, which is like a blizzard but instead you have a bunch of possessed scissors flying around. All you got to do is hide in a cave and call out a good buddy of mine. Of course I am talking about the wind, look he's a really good friend so I can say this. He's not the sharpest card in the tool shed, but you know I will call out..
"Hey wind!"
Then he would be like, "Hey Razor, what's up buddy can I help you?"
Then I would be like, "Yea can you stop the scizzor?"
Then he would say, "Yea."
So anyway the wind stops, and then you are free to walk around without being worried about anything. Well I feel like I've taken enough of your time. So do you know what, I am going to get out of here. Hi-Yaw!