Differences Between Ninja's and Crazy People

- Ninja's throw sherkins and spears
- Crazy people throw tantrums and poop

- Ninja's assassinate weird and dangerous creatures
- Crazy people assassinate dinner rolls, who look at them funny

- Ninja's fall asleep peacefully in full concentration
- Crazy people fall asleep by counting the bunny rabbits using made up numbers

- Ninja's can meditate in a parellel universe to the point where they are at a height of an airplane
- Crazy people think that they're an airplane all of the time

- Ninja's are good at finding a way through things
- Crazy people are good a seeing things that aren't there